1. talks in the third person
2. #makinguphashtagsthataretoolongandmaknosense
3. http://a.link.to/withnoexplanation
4. New blog post: This is just an RSS feed
5. Wanna have 1000 followers in 10 minutes? http://click.here/thisisfake

I do it too: http://twitter.com/Geert.