90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.

(via L’Aureola)

(Phone Rings)
Me (answering) : 1988…
Man : Oh, is this So Good For Little Bunnies? That’s what you’re listed as…
Me: Um, no, but we do carry that book by Brandi Milne.
Man: What are you guys?
Me: We’re an art gallery.
Man: Oh. So I’m assuming you guys don’t rent out bunnies for parties.
Me: No. But maybe we should.
Man: Thanks anyway.

What the hell kind of party is that?

(via Galleries 1988)

What troubles me, is not that video game violence is becoming more and more like real life violence, but that real life violence is starting to look more and more like a video game.

I am a video game addict by Michael Highland

I’ll start my procrastinating tomorrow.

- Jeremyville

Uit een observatieonderzoek van de VUB blijkt dat slechts een kleine minderheid van de Belgische kleutertjes de handjes wast na een toiletbezoek op school.
Wast u de handen na elk toiletbezoek?

Altijd de handjes wassen! En niet alleen de kleutertjes, ook de grote mensen. Viezeriken…

via De Standaard Online.

And adventurer makes his way without fully getting what lies ahead. A chemist never succeeds without experimentation. An artist should obey one’s flexible brain cells.

- Yosuke Ueno (via GizMag)

2394 (via Geert*).

Nobody’s getting any bigger than this

- Beastie Boys